You Know You're A Red Neck If...
Hat tip to Jeff Foxworthy
. . . you think watching professional wrestling is foreplay.
. . . you think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
. . . you go to your family reunions looking for a date.
. . . you played the banjo in your high school band.
OR IF YOU OWN
A Redneck Harley
A Redneck Bass Boat
A Redneck Grill
Redneck Horseshoes
A Redneck Lawnmower
A Redneck Fire Alarm
A Redneck Weather Station
A Redneck Pet Carrier
Redneck Gingerbread House
A Redneck Palm Pilot
You Are A Redneck Powerball Winner
A Redneck Powerball Winner on Vacation
A Redneck Yacht
You might even be a redneck if...
A little rain doesn't spoil the fishing...
You take fashion tips from your husband...
Your fiance's tee-shirt is suitable for
your engagement picture...
And your wedding cake looks like this...
Your doghouse looks like this...
Your pickup looks like this...
You have a door bell like this...
You don't need a lake to do a little skiing...
Or if your wife is quoted in the local paper.
OTHER REDNECK SIGNS
Redneck Condominiums
Redneck Sniper
Redneck Timeout
Say hey to Bubba
Bonus: Gretchen Wilson sings Redneck Woman
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