This is to add some dimension to a piece in NRO by Jonah Goldberg with the grabby title of, “YOIKS.” (See below). Jonah is responding to one of his readers that questions the conservative movement’s informality (lack of manifesto).
Actually, there’s nothing wrong with conservatives, or I should say, the conservative movement but the question raised by Jonah’s reader gets asked a lot these days because so few people have stopped to analyze the differences between Republicans, conservatives and libertarians. [For you youngsters, the appellations are not synonymous.]
Here are some definitions:
1) Republicans are best described as a political group whose members oppose: Liberals, Lefties, moonbats, Democrats, Socialist, Communist, terrorist, criminals, and other whackos. — As a counter point, Democrats do not.
2) Conservatives are best described as a group* whose members oppose Liberals, Lefties, moonbats, Democrats, Socialist, Communist, terrorist, criminals, and other whackos. But those are secondary issues. Primarily, conservatives are highly principled beings with serious commitments to limited government, low taxes, strong national defense, firm law enforcement, adherence to tried and true governance, high patriotism, and strong beliefs in family, God and country. — Democrats are not.
3) Libertarians are conservatives without brakes.
Here’s an analogy: Albert Einstein convinced us that the universe is circular. That is, if you start out into space and travel long enough, you’ll end up where you started.
The same thing is true in politics and philosophy. The whole deal is a giant circle. If a Righty leans too far right he’s libel to bump into Cindy Sheehan. If Windy Cindy keeps leaning Left, she’ll wrap around and become a Libertarian. John Kerry and Ted Kennedy face the same jeopardy as Windbag Cindy.
Libertarians (little “l”) normally belong to the Republican Party because libertarians and conservatives share many secondary ideological attributes, i.e., opposing Democrats. However, confusion arises when young people, who haven’t sorted out the differences between libertarianism and conservatism, witness some of the things libertarians do. For instance, unenlightened young conservatives are startled when their Republican-libertarian brethren eat putrid, fetid, funky food because they don’t believe in taxation to fund food inspections. Another source of confusion is when libertarians invite Mexico to relocate its citizens to the U.S.
Hang in there youngsters. It’ll all become clear bye and bye.
[* I dropped "political" because individually, conservatives are more philosophical than political.]
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P.S. CAUTION: Do not confuse libertarianism with liberalism. That would be like comparing apples to, er, bat droppings.
More Nirvana: YOIKS [Jonah Goldberg]
Even more Nirvana: Tony Woodlief, What’s Wrong With Libertarianism?